Go West, young man...?

Recently overheard in our car:

Liam: "Kalian, do you want to go back to Oakland?"

Kalian: "Yeah."

Liam: "Well, Kalian, we are never going back to Oakland. We have to stay in Cabridge. Okay?"

Kalian: "Otay."

Me: "Liam, are you trying to say that you're going to miss Cambridge?"

Liam: "Yeah."

Me: "What are you going to miss about Cambridge?"

Liam: "Nothing."

Me: "Are you excited to go back to Oakland?"

Liam: "Well...I don't know."