My Life is Never Like This

I was reading the New York Times last week, and I stumbled across this ad from Canon:

And I just thought, Whoa! They've discovered my secret life. Really, I'm sitting at home everyday, while Liam quietly plays on the floor. Kalian bounces on my lap while I sip some coffee. And all the while I'm free to get some work done on the computer. The Secret is OUT! Isn't this what's it's like for all stay at home parents with two kids?

Thank you, Canon. Thank you.